hey i copied this survey from my little brother, who’s really cool — ya’ll should meet him…
| Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: | phish |
| Are you female or male: | funky bitch |
| Describe yourself: | slave to the traffic light |
| How do some people feel about you: | meat |
| How do you feel about yourself: | you enjoy myself |
| Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: | fluffhead |
| Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: | fluff’s travels |
| Describe where you want to be: | farmhouse |
| Describe what you want to be: | bold as love |
| Describe how you live: | army of one |
| Describe how you love: | split open & melt |
| Share a few words of wisdom: | run like an antelope – outta control |
| Three things that scare me: | |
| 1 | opinionated people |
| 2 | bugs & critters |
| 3 | the future |
| Three people who make me laugh: | |
| 1 | j |
| 2 | j |
| 3 | j |
| Three Things I love: | |
| 1 | yarn |
| 2 | my new bedroom |
| 3 | diet mt. dew |
| Three Things I hate: | |
| 1 | people who hate things |
| 2 | |
| 3 | |
| Three things I don’t understand: | |
| 1 | how a tv works |
| 2 | why we risked starting a nuclear winter in florida by sending a rocket to pluto |
| 3 | men |
| Three things on my desk: | |
| 1 | landscape plans |
| 2 | several files |
| 3 | 2 tins of nivea lotion |
| Three things I’m doing right now: | |
| 1 | billing this time |
| 2 | waiting for 5 o’clock |
| 3 | risking my job |
| Three things I want to do before I die: | |
| 1 | live closer to my friends & family |
| 2 | start a sheep farm |
| 3 | pay off my debt |
| Three things I can do: | |
| 1 | knit |
| 2 | draft |
| 3 | dig holes |
| Three ways to describe my personality: | |
| 1 | bing |
| 2 | bang |
| 3 | boom |
| Three things I can’t do: | |
| 1 | climb rocks |
| 2 | eat applesauce |
| 3 | change — lord knows i can’t change… won’t you fly high freebird. yeah. |
You scored as Drunk Cat. Put down the bottle, Cheech. Sign up for some AA classes and drink a glass of water. Bars are ok once in a while, but you shouldn’t be sleeping at them.
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Which Absurd Cat are you?
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You’re damn right. I learned to knit on pink aluminum handed down from my mama. We don’t have all your fancy wooden sticks in West Virginia. I didn’t even know bamboo needles existed until I started reading blogs and things on the internet… I do like using them now, but am not ashamed of my 30 year old aluminums. They’re classic.

You are pink aluminum.Retro, straightforward and fun, you love classic
things. If they’re 99 cents at Goodwill all the
better! You are moved by striking colors and
tasty morsels, and you like a stitch-n-bitch
session in the sun. Just remember, while
you’re being kitschy cool, don’t get too cold.
Ice cubes are best kept in your cocktails,
baby!
What kind of knitting needles are you?
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